Well, apparently, as we were going about our business today, the universe changed on us. After being declared a planet almost 76 years ago, Pluto was stripped of its planetary status. There are now only eight. Millions of science textbooks just became obsolete...
Just like that (insert sound of me snapping my fingers here), the standards have changed. Should I be worried? Will I one day receive a call from Vandy, saying, "I'm sorry, but based on our new standards, you are no longer considered a college graduate..."
My question is, what will they use for the new rhyme to help teach students the planets? "My very educated mother just served us Nestea?" Hmmm...
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One must take the argument of the 2 Skinny J's into account when they state "do it for the children" in their song "Pluto is a Planet." The lyrical logic of those skinny J's, I tell ya.
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